Booty Positivity Day

This happens at least twice a year. It's an all-too-familiar sensation. You've struggled enough to get your jeggings over your curvaceously thick thighs but there's a greater obstacle to overcome before you can suck it in, button, zip, and relax. The booty. You wiggle your way in and it's almost there when-- RIP. Both as an onomatopoeia as well as in a "R.I.P. pants" kinda way. Yes, my larger-than-life derriere did irreparable damage to yet another pair of trousers. It was only a matter of time. The pants were busting at the seams. At least it happened in the comfort of my own home and not in the middle of the office, or on the street. Regardless of where it happens, it's always somewhat humiliating. I stared at the remaining shards of pant. "My ass did that?" I think to myself. It looks like they were mauled by a cougar. I sit down, defeated. Why, though? Is a buxom bottom not some sort of medal of honor? It's some sort of desirable trait, no? It most surely is. A fat booty is celebrated in many ways, particularly by song. So, if you bust through a pair of pants any time soon, don't get bummed about your bum: listen to these (NSFW!) songs, shake what your momma gave you, and realize that there are women who endure the pain of implants just to have what you've got.

xo,
e.m.

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  1. *hug* I feel you! 2 weeks ago I was at my GMIL's helping with a bit of furniture moving. I tried to do a proper bend-with-the-knees squat to lift and that overly familiar sound signaled the loss of the thigh on yet another pair of otherwise-not-worn-out jeans. For me it's the thunder things rather than the booty. But, oh, how I feel you.

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    1. Oh my gosh girl, yes, yes, and yes. Good thing curves will always be desirable :)

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  2. Hell yes!!! Love this post. Body love is the best kind of love. This playlist will be on repeat all day for me. :)

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    1. Haha YES! Good, you better be dancing to it ;)

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    2. thiet ke noi that nhà chung cư căn nhà ngày nay đang là phong trào phát triển bậc nhất của các doanh nghiệp sắp đặt đồ dùng trong nhà tại các thành phố lớn. Mật độ dân số tăng cao đồng thời khoảng không đất ngày càng thu hẹp việc vững mạnh các ngôi nhà ngày nay đang góp phần thúc đẩy hàng loạt ngành xếp đặt trang tri noi that trọn gói hoặc thiet ke noi that phong khach , noi that phong ngu , noi that nha bep , noi that phong an, noi that van phong ... Chính vì vậy đời sống dân cư ngày một được nâng cao và nhu cầu sống cũng vậy người dân nhất thiết một cuôc đời thư thái, tiện ích ngay trong trung tâm thành phố tuy nhiên song song khoảng trống xanh là điều cần phải có giả dụ chủ căn nhà muốn có sức khỏe tốt.

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  3. This is incredible. Gave me just the boost I needed today :)

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  4. Girl, you have a very sexy looking booty! I wish I had a little bit more junk in my trunk. I guess it's one of those grass is always greener things, right? On the plus side, some of the weight I've gained over the past year has gone there and not all to my tum, haha.

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  5. Ahaha. This is perfect. Yeah, my favorite pair of J-Brands have officially split in each leg...probably about time to retire them to cut offs. It's especially awkward since the rips are like in the inner thighs. Ew.

    Also, I'm pretty thankful "wiggle" didn't make it's way onto this playlist...I just CANNOT...listen to one more stupid ass rapper ask: "how'd you fit all that in them jeans?!" (followed by that gross laugh..can't do it.)

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